Hilarious Bumper Stickers
Actual Bumper Stickers, Part 1 of 3

1. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi
Fired From A Car Window.

2. If At First You Don't Succeed ...
Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

3. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

4. Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00
In Ammunition.

5. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He Is Lost?

6. The Earth Is Full -- Go Home.

7. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.

8. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't
Happening To Me.

9. So Many Pedestrians -- So Little Time.

10. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.