Emergency!

Joe stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife.

As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on his bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.

"I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last dozen."

The desperate customer turned to Joe and begged, "May I please have those roses?"

"What happened?" Joe asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"

"It's even worse than that," he confided. "I broke my wife's hard drive!"