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Early one morning a man who worked in a funeral home
woke his wife
complaining of severe abdominal pains.
They rushed to the emergency room
where tests were
performed to determine the source of the pain.
The man decided not to have his wife call in sick for him
until they knew
exactly what was wrong.
When the results came back, the nurse informed them
that he was suffering from a kidney stone.
The man's wife turned to her husband and asked,
"Would you like me to call the
funeral home now?"
With a scornful look, the nurse snapped,
"Honey, he's not THAT sick!"
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