A man was sleeping, when his wife shook him
and said, "Wake up! Someone is breaking in!"

The man had gone through this almost every night
for 20 years, and he knew that the only way he
would get any rest was to go and check it out.
This time, however, there was a man with a gun
who entered to rob the house.



As the thief was about to leave the man said,
"You have to go and meet my wife."
The thief said, "Why is that?"
The man explained, "Well, she's only been
expecting you for 20 years."