Anyone who sleeps like a baby
doesn't have one.

 

 

 

 

 

It now costs more to amuse a child than
it once did to educate his father.

 

 

 

 

 

Kids never change:
First they won't hang up their clothes;
then they won't hang up the phone.

 

 

 

 

 

The best time to put children bed
is while you still have the strength