A woman was worried about an older woman, a widow,
who lived in the apartment next door as she hadn't heard anything
from her for a few days. So she told her son,
"I want you to go next door and see how Old Mrs. Smith is."
A few minutes later, the boy returned.
"Well, is she all right?" the mother asked.
"She's fine, but she's annoyed with you," he said.
"At me? Whatever for?"
"Well," said her son, "Mrs. Smith told me
it's none of your business how old she is."
