Two elderly ladies met up after not seeing
one another for some time.
After inquiring
about each other's health one asked how the other's
husband was doing.
"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out
to the garden to dig up a cabbage
for dinner, had a heart attack
and dropped down dead right
there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
"Oh dear! I'm so very sorry!" replied her friend
"What did you do?"
