Senior Citizen Personal Ads

FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for
sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks,
sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are
the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing
aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband
looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath
not a problem.
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WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth
seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks,
corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember
Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
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BEATLES OR STONES?:
I still like to rock, still like to
cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like
to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or
are now a groovy hen, let's get together and
listen to my boss collection of eight-track tapes.
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MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good
condition, some hair, many new parts including hip,
knee, cornea, valves. Doesn't run but walks well.