Hilarious Quotes I
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Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
-Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
-Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky

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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
-Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

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"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
-Former French President Charles de Gaulle

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"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
-David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

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"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
-Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower

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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
-Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey, pop singer