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Ah, English! - Part 3

English can be a difficult language to learn, and even harder when people in other countries try to make signs for their English-speaking visitors to read. For example:

1. You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
(At a Moscow hotel across the street from a Russian Orthodox monastery)

2. Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
(In a Hong Kong tailor shop)

3. It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
(At a German campground)

4. Ladies, please leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
(Outside a Rome laundry)

5. Take one of our horse-drawn city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages.
(Czech tourist agency brochure)

6. Special Today -- NO ICE CREAM.
(At a Swiss mountain inn)

7. We take your bags and send them in all directions.
(Slogan of a Dutch airline)

8. If this is your first visit to the Soviet Union, you're welcome to it.
(At a Moscow hotel)

9. Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
(Inside a Swedish lounge)

10. We are pleased to announce that the manager has personally passed all the water served here.
(At an Acapulco restaurant)