Hilarious Quotes IX
Ah, English! - Part 2

English can be a difficult language to learn, and even harder when people in other countries try to make signs for their English-speaking visitors to read. For example:

1. A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
(In a Russian book on chess)

2. Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin.
(In the window of a Swedish furrier)

3. Stop -- Drive sideways.
(Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan)

4. Specialist in women and other diseases.
(On the door of a Roman doctor's office)

5. Cooles and heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
(Instructions accompanying new Japanese air conditioners)

6. English well talking. Here speeching American.
(Signs at two Majorcan shops)

7. Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.
(In a Paris hotel elevator)

8. Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.
(In an Athens hotel)

9. The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
(In a Yugoslavian hotel)

10. You are invited to take advantage of the women who are employed to clean the room.
(In a Japanese hotel)